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Last Updated: Wednesday, 8 October, 2003, 20:11 GMT 21:11 UK

England are due to fly to Istanbul on Thursday afternoon

FROM BBC SPORT >>

England dress as pimps to fool Turks

Bling! Today, plans were revealed in which England hope to gain a decisive pyschological advantage in Saturdays important game

Fake Uzis and rings

Gangsta rap over PA system

Victorious Arnie skins up and punches tramp

Arnold Schwarzenegger ate a rock of crack, washed his hair and used a cheese-grater on a child in celebration today

Arrest in hotel theft

A 29-year-old was arrested today for stealing a large London hotel. He is being questioned about other offences involving shops

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Brown fires blanks at fake head with plastic toy gun

ALSO IN THE NEWS

Where are they now? MC Hammer takes job in B&Q. STOP! Hammertime!

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Football: Campbell loses soup row

Football: Robot player 'unfair'

Arnold Schwarzenegger's victory will send a warning signal to politicians across the US

The Arnie diet
Schwarzenegger's winning formula of crack, crab meat and baby eyes

Eating plastic
Will an outright ban stop this sick, depraved practice?

One English region is using New Zealand as a marketing inspiration.

Kiwi tongue horror
Man in New-Zealand has his tongue frozen solid by gulping down a cold drink

AROUND THE WORLD NOW

AFRICA

Zimbabwe effigy of Paul Daniels

ASIA-PACIFIC

Chinese food cooked in wok

AMERICAS

Six dead in gurning experiment

EUROPE

Iraqis invade US. Delicious irony noted by UN

MIDDLE EAST

Israel deadlock over Maradonna

SOUTH ASIA

Praise for 'Dachshund of destiny'

AROUND THE UK NOW

ENGLAND

Soldiers shoot hats from bobbies

NORTHERN IRELAND

Praline walls melt in summer heat

SCOTLAND

Hoover worshippers build church

WALES

Welshmen 'half-witted savages'


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