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Post boxes installed in centre of busy roads

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Monkey justice
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Bus battle
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AFRICA

Guinea pig wins presidential vote

ASIA-PACIFIC

US pays price for aggressive foreign policy

AMERICAS

Hurricane 'Blaine' - mediocrity vortex

EUROPE

Police arrest lake thief

MIDDLE EAST

Arabs and Israelis agree on John Barnes foil sticker compromise

SOUTH ASIA

Curry left on plate for several days forms mouldy Jesus face

AROUND THE UK NOW

ENGLAND

Secrets of chin phrenology

NORTHERN IRELAND

Death threat issued to universe from aimless paramilitaries

SCOTLAND

Anger at new Irn Bru tax

WALES

Man held over 'smelly pit' till sorry

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HEALTH

'Inhaling cyanide' health warning

EDUCATION

Students told to 'watch more tv'

SCIENCE/NATURE

Marsupial's cocaine orgy shame

TECHNOLOGY

Games 'too expensive'

ENTERTAINMENT

Female stars all made of chitin and calcified secretions

HAVE YOUR SAY

Is it time to punish Jeremy Beadle?

Game for a laugh
Mad new game involving a wise-cracking dog who rolls in his own shit

Images of East Coast residents battening down the hatches

In pictures
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