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Last Updated: Sunday, 25 May, 2003, 21:49 GMT 22:49 UK

Carolgees to shave hands in middle east peace bid

Bob Carolgees has agreed 'in principle' to shave his hands. It is thought that the current deadlock in the middle east might be broken soon, as this step would appease hard-line Zionists and the PLO

Euro treaty 'to punish faces'

In a shock EU directive, faces have been outlawed and will be replaced by scrunched up newspaper

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SCOTLAND

Scots 'still drink heavily'

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