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Last Updated: Friday, 12 August 2005, 16:03 GMT 17:03 UK

BA staff 'roast hapless tourists over bonfire'

BA employees involved in the strike have begun cooking a party of Belgian holidaymakers after talks broke down today.

BA dispute: Gordon Ramsay speaks out

Q&A: What goes well with flesh?

Armed belgians fight back

Cleric Bakri sports new tattoo

Radical preacher Omar Bakri Mohammed has just completed a huge tattoo of the faces of nineties boy band '5' on his back

Mourners don ginger wigs

Politicians from all parties and hundreds of mourners dressed in kilts and spoke in high pitched voices today in tribute

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Pierce my face
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AFRICA

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ASIA-PACIFIC

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AMERICAS

NY man paints sky green for dare

EUROPE

Italy brands thieves with hot pen

MIDDLE EAST

Sad pope hat mocked on visit

SOUTH ASIA

Indian kid 'fired mouse from gun'

AROUND THE UK NOW

ENGLAND

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NORTHERN IRELAND

Man steals hair from priests

SCOTLAND

Life term for child spies

WALES

Wales team bags winking trophy

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SCIENCE/NATURE

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TECHNOLOGY

Google ends war and suffering

ENTERTAINMENT

Big Brother 6 : WANK

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